One of my Neverending Threads

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Here's another great thought.

You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side?







Guess what the other side is saying.

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Did you ever really order pot luck?

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If there actually is a fountain of youth...it's really old.

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Could you imagine how many versions of baseball Doubleday came up with before his finished product?

He couldn't possibly have come up with it all on the first try.








I think the first try probably is where puckey came from.

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Why haven't we an invisible fence for convicts?

Wouldn't it be so much cheaper?





If we had invisible fences years ago...Tom Sawyer would not have been possible.

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I really do think BrownSugar looks like this:

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And how the fucl< can you reinvent the wheel?