Cleveland Indians

[Mortimer]

Isn't that a sad statement?


Puckey----yuk.






There's something wrong with Brown....for sure. Too many times the Cavs look lost.Unless something miraculous happens... I think he's gone.

[The Bid]

I hope they get knocked out in the first round and he gets fired. Needs to happen. Heres Johnny has a hot stick lately

[Mortimer]

We have Hands of Stone at short....utility guys sharing left.....and to really scare the fans sometimes one's in left and the other in right.....Casey Fed Ex It Blake at third ( I love the way he air mails his throws)...and a 14 million dollar dh hitting .250.



But there's always Sissy Sabbathia and Paul Nerd to bail out the hitters and fielders.



Thanks goodness for the Tigahs.

[Mortimer]

Saw the replay of the Ark.D. I wonder....noticing BB's last workout was 1:03.6 for 5 ( not sa hot )........and his hang job in yesterdays race........could he have had the sniffles?











I think so.

[Mortimer]

No one will pay much attention to me.





I am sad.

[Mortimer]

Ladies and gentlemen...may I direct your attention to our DiamondsInTheRough scoreboard so you may view the 3 Indians (with their photos shown) due to bat this inning.


















LF...DAVID DELLUCCI.................











RF..Jason Michaels......................
















SS..HERE'S JHONNY......................

[Mortimer]

I mean....ya know...did you ever use the pick up line..."Uh..excuse me,but do you gelf?"









Ah don't thank so!