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04-02-2008, 09:00 PM
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It's A Ambush  were as a bacon tree would be a HAM BUSH 
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04-02-2008, 09:02 PM
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Try this one Though Warning !!
 ! This is only a Joke Ahmed the Arab came to the Sydney from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, **** in de bocket, piss on de ****, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, **** in the bucket, pissed on the ****, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick ."
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04-02-2008, 09:12 PM
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why would someone think an animal product would be available from a plant? that's the part i'm not getting.
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04-02-2008, 09:35 PM
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 In the desert you cant remember your name for there aint no one for to give you no pain. The desert makes you see funny things  Oh Well I tried Lets put it down to a missed connection Humour is different all around the world !!! just last night i am still trying to see how the comedy 2 & a half men with Charlie Sheen is funny 
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04-02-2008, 09:58 PM
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bad jokes are a universal language.
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