Aussie Humour

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>>> The Bacon Tree
>>> Two Mexicans are lost in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
>>> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
>>> when all of a sudden.......
>>> 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
>>> 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'
>>> So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
>>> there,
>>> in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>>> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
>>> bacon,
>>> double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>>> 'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'
>>> 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
>>> forget.'
>>> 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees
>>> no
>>> meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
>>> And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
>>> metres,
>>> Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
>>> up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
>>> wounded
>>> but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying
>>> breath.
>>> 'Pepe... go back man,you was right , ees not a bacon tree.'
>>> 'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
>>> 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Ees
>>> Eees a Ham Bush