Aussie Humour

Mortimer · #1 03-23-2008, 07:15 PM

I know it cracked at least 3 of my ribs.

Wow.

I know it's not me.

onebadbeast · #2 03-23-2008, 07:25 PM

I've Heard There Are Some Good Blonde Babes In Australia...........

magic_idol · #3 03-23-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by onebadbeast

I've Heard There Are Some Good Blonde Babes In Australia...........

Olivia Newton John ?

Grease Me Baby

Mortimer · #4 03-23-2008, 10:03 PM

Can this thread possibly get any cornier ?

Boxcar Willie would never have put up with it.

hi_im_god · #5 03-23-2008, 11:00 PM

son: mama, i have the biggest feet in the 3rd grade. is it because i'm australian?

mom: no. it's because you're 19.

did you hear about the earthquake that hit alice springs and inflicted $11 million in improvements?

what's the difference between a coyote and a dingo?

if a dingo gets caught in a trap, he chews off 3 legs and is still in the trap.

the difference between texans and australians is that texans may raise cattle but australians get emotionally involved.

if you think any of that was funny, you might be scuds.

magic_idol · #6 03-23-2008, 11:03 PM

OMG I DID LAUGH AT THE 19 YR OLD ONE

2 Dollar Bill · #7 03-24-2008, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

son: mama, i have the biggest feet in the 3rd grade. is it because i'm australian?

mom: no. it's because you're 19.

did you hear about the earthquake that hit alice springs and inflicted $11 million in improvements?

what's the difference between a coyote and a dingo?

if a dingo gets caught in a trap, he chews off 3 legs and is still in the trap.

the difference between texans and australians is that texans may raise cattle but australians get emotionally involved.

if you think any of that was funny, you might be scuds.

Is the first one a recycled West Virginia joke ?

hi_im_god · #8 03-24-2008, 09:27 AM

except for the dingo, they're all recycled.

the first one could be an iowan joke in minnesota if you want.

magic_idol · #9 03-27-2008, 05:04 AM

While we were pointing fingers i thought it would be a great time to involve the English

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm
f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul
McCartney"