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Old 03-17-2008, 08:52 PM
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I have injected myself with a lethal dose of NT Swill...one hour ago.



I feel the drug beginning to work its evil magic.

It was Beauty what is killing the beast.
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:55 PM
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I have injected myself with a lethal dose of NT Swill...one hour ago.



I feel the drug beginning to work its evil magic.

It was Beauty what is killing the beast.

It's been awhile since I saw "Beauty and The Beast" but didn't a singing teapot save the beast with a kiss??
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:57 PM
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It's been awhile since I saw "Beauty and The Beast" but didn't a singing teapot save the beast with a kiss??

^^^singing tea pot
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:06 PM
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I asked so little....so very little. Just a simple name change.So small a task, so tiny a slap of ego upon my little smiley face; a simple request from a person of simple virtue...who would not hurt you.....one who always offered a pillow for the weary.....a soft ear for those in fear .....a listening well for a tortured mind.




And what do I get?









An opera of "no's."







no


no-no







NO!






NO NO NO NO NNNNNO!!







nononononono




no no no





NO!!









NO!!!








NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















no












And so they bring my death here.


So little ...for so much.

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Old 03-17-2008, 09:07 PM
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Exclusive photo from Thebby's directory...

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^^^singing tea pot
^^^ Behold...The Behemouth.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:08 PM
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^^^ Thebby showing off...with dwarf donkey.
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^^^singing tea pot

^^^^wishes he was one
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:09 PM
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^^^ Behold...The Behemouth.

^^^stole Hossy's pillow and offered it to the weary
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I asked so little....so very little. Just a simple name change.So small a task, so tiny a slap of ego upon my little smiley face; a simple request from a person of simple virtue...who would not hurt you.....one who always offered a pillow for the weary.....a soft ear for those in fear .....a listening well for a tortured mind.




And what do I get?









An opera of "no's."







no


no-no







NO!






NO NO NO NO NNNNNO!!







nononononono




no no no





NO!!









NO!!!








NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















no












And so they bring my death here.


So little ...for so much.


Fear not SheHateMe, she really means yes.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:11 PM
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^^^^wishes he was one

I never wished to be a boo-bee.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:13 PM
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^^^stole Hossy's pillow and offered it to the weary


Hossy's pillow is made up of DrugS' discarded socks!! BLECH!
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:13 PM
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^^^ A soft ear for those in fear.


SPIT!!!
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:14 PM
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^^^ A soft ear for those in fear.

^^^a friend indeed to a friend in need...



















































can a brotha hold two fiddy?
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those ain't Thebby's Chi-chis....cute horsie though.

cheer up Avery. Life could be worse.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:18 PM
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rule-eng en......oh....ooooooh...it hurts to laugh.





I'm sorry....now I must break to see the FROZEN ONE blow this game.






But I will return .....and watch things get worse.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:19 PM
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those ain't Thebby's Chi-chis....cute horsie though.

cheer up Avery. Life could be worse.

Tis' true Morty. She could change your name to KRIM.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:53 PM
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Please..yer meikin' me sick.








Oh...I'm dying.

Forgive me....




The time draws near.........woe is mah behind.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:56 PM
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I grow weaker by the moment...the drug has me in its clutches.


Not much time left for me......almost too weak to type.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:57 PM
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I grow weaker by the moment...the drug has me in its clutches.


Not much time left for me......almost too weak to type.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G1FvlPakkU
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