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Old 03-17-2008, 09:51 AM
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My fav Irish joke:

An American tourist is in a bar in ireland. He sees and old man sitting at the bar sulking over his beer. He pulls up a stool next to him and orders a drink.

He turns to him and says "Hello, I'm Mike, visiting from New York, nice to meet you.

Irishman looks up from his beer, and says my name is Shamus,... look out that window. See all those houses? I built every one of those with my own two hands... Do the call me Shamus the Bulider???...Nooo

Goes back to his drink. Few minutes later he looks back up and says, look at all those ribbons on the wall...I'm Ireland's 10 time champion bag piper. Do they call me Shamus the Piper???... Nooo

American can't figure out what is going on. He looks up a third time. He takes out a picture of a young boxer. That's me...5 times Irish Champion...do they call me Shamus the Fighter??? Noooo...


But you f*ck one sheep!!!


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