Spitzer

[Mortimer]

Pudilicious' What Happened to Letterman Top 10:




10.....Has Paul Schaeffer cooties.

9......Has more senior moment attacks than Bill Walton.

8......Someone has successfully squished his head.

7......Completed Andrew Pandrew's How to Avoid Those Plexiglass Speed Traps course .

6......Still being stalked by Cajunatah.

5......Told Hilary Clinton "you can't."

4......Thinks Leno is off the air.

3......Result of having invited Dicky Betts over for the evening.

2......Ran out of "Got any gum?" jokes.








And the number one whatevah:











1......Hoping the feds can't count to Client No. 10.