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Old 03-12-2008, 05:16 PM
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I would like to appreciate her refinements.
Lori, just let me hook up another ticket and the $4300 will be on me, as long as I get a patented Lori massage....
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:56 PM
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:14 AM
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Lori, just let me hook up another ticket and the $4300 will be on me, as long as I get a patented Lori massage....

deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:20 AM
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deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.

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Old 03-13-2008, 08:53 AM
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deal!! I'll pay her 4300 for the first 2 1/2 hrs and she can pay me for all the time she'll want to stay after.
What is your offer for Pudilicious?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:21 AM
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What is your offer for Pudilicious?

If you're going to be Pudilicious....

































shirley I can now be referred to as....
















































The Inpudible Hulk




















































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Old 03-13-2008, 09:45 AM
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:47 AM
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Letterman's top ten...
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:07 AM
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Pudilicious' What Happened to Letterman Top 10:




10.....Has Paul Schaeffer cooties.

9......Has more senior moment attacks than Bill Walton.

8......Someone has successfully squished his head.

7......Completed Andrew Pandrew's How to Avoid Those Plexiglass Speed Traps course .

6......Still being stalked by Cajunatah.

5......Told Hilary Clinton "you can't."

4......Thinks Leno is off the air.

3......Result of having invited Dicky Betts over for the evening.

2......Ran out of "Got any gum?" jokes.








And the number one whatevah:











1......Hoping the feds can't count to Client No. 10.
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:53 AM
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What is your offer for Pudilicious?

sorry women only.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:45 AM
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sorry women only.
I have an 11 inch rating.............don't ya know.
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:16 PM
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I have an 11 inch rating.............don't ya know.

I know several girls who would be very impressed. I'll tell them to look up Pudilicious on YourSpace.

I'll pass though, Thanks!
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:29 PM
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I know several girls who would be very impressed. I'll tell them to look up Pudilicious on YourSpace.

I'll pass though, Thanks!
No girl in their right mind would want that.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:54 AM
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Only because I rubbed it on Cajunatah's.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:58 AM
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Only because I rubbed it on Cajunatah's.
Well, if the tip of my cut off nose is still acting as your pud, that doesn't shock me.
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:00 PM
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