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Old 02-28-2008, 09:48 AM
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Will they be painted pink?
Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:50 AM
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Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?
Since Atlantic City ..used to have the ""Matchmaker ""....
BTW.. not sure if a gelding ever won that..

The ""I wish I had it back"" stakes ?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:54 AM
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Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !
Yes because we're stupid and silly and the pretty pink saddleclothes will attrack so many women to the sport.

Maybe they all can wear pretty hats too.

Now for Men's Day, do they all wear manly-man masks or what?
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Since Atlantic City ..used to have the ""Matchmaker ""....
BTW.. not sure if a gelding ever won that..

The ""I wish I had it back"" stakes ?
Nice!
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:57 AM
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Yes because we're stupid and silly and the pretty pink saddleclothes will attrack so many women to the sport.

Maybe they all can wear pretty hats too.

Now for Men's Day, do they all wear manly-man masks or what?
The BC is a classic event.... Of course "black tie"" , tuxs, & top hat !!!
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The BC is a classic event.... Of course "black tie"" , tuxs, & top hat !!!
Aaaah, I love that!
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:00 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:07 AM
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And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!
Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:10 AM
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Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.
Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:17 AM
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Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
Okay why not have a race that includes all the banned or disgraced jocks as well?
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Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
Forgot to ask... do they have to shave?
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Have it at a racetrack that has polytrack!



Oh wait......
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:23 PM
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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
With Lavender saddle cloths
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:48 PM
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have a 2 furlong "speed walk" where the horses are not allowed to even get into a trot.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:00 PM
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Open up the "Ladies Classic" to allow colts and geldings.
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Have it at a racetrack that has polytrack!



Oh wait......

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