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Old 02-27-2008, 01:47 PM
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Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....
Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:51 PM
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Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:14 PM
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have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:56 PM
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have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.
In French?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:11 PM
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In French?
even better
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:16 PM
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kyrim with secret 'expert'



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Old 02-27-2008, 08:23 PM
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Haha...that made me laugh.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:24 PM
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* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions
I agree with my miss storm cat. This one is awesome.
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:30 PM
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Haha...that made me laugh.
mr garrison has to make everyone laugh i would think.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:40 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
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Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?

After all, we now have Ladies Day.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:41 AM
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Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.
Can Corrina help out?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:42 AM
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Move the Juvie races to Sunday and make it Baby Day.
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Can Corrina help out?
Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:44 AM
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Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?
YES
After all, we now have Ladies Day.
The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:45 AM
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Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.
Can't wait to see her interview the boys in blue!
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The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring !
Will they be painted pink?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:47 AM
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Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:48 AM
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Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?
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