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Old 02-27-2008, 01:44 PM
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Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:40 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:41 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?

After all, we now have Ladies Day.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:44 AM
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Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?
YES
After all, we now have Ladies Day.
The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:45 AM
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The way them horses run.. you can run them every 3 minutes ! After all only ONE gets the brass ring !
Will they be painted pink?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:48 AM
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Will they be painted pink?
Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:54 AM
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Well for the ladies day... it would be nice !
Yes because we're stupid and silly and the pretty pink saddleclothes will attrack so many women to the sport.

Maybe they all can wear pretty hats too.

Now for Men's Day, do they all wear manly-man masks or what?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:47 AM
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Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
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Why cant they add a third day...for all the Geldings ???
Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:50 AM
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Perfect!

We need a name for that day.....

Hmmm, must ponder.

You have one?
Since Atlantic City ..used to have the ""Matchmaker ""....
BTW.. not sure if a gelding ever won that..

The ""I wish I had it back"" stakes ?
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:00 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:07 AM
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And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!
Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:10 AM
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Shouldn't they have to win that honor though?

I don't know, maybe a pop quiz?

Easy questions like how many times has Fallon been arrested, name Freddy Fong's winners (all three of them!), etc.
Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:17 AM
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Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
Okay why not have a race that includes all the banned or disgraced jocks as well?
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:17 AM
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Remember the Kids have to race against Pat V. [ if California lifts his ban]
Forgot to ask... do they have to shave?
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Have it at a racetrack that has polytrack!



Oh wait......
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