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Old 02-27-2008, 01:36 PM
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What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?
* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast
Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?
Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:44 PM
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Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:40 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:41 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
Okay but you do mean do it twice... correct?

After all, we now have Ladies Day.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:00 AM
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Go to Disney Land and put silks on the Merry-Go- Round Horses..and make it a betting interest and put it in the pick 6 !
And just think AFTER the race... the kids could ride them as part of the
Breeders Cup Fan Zone !!!!
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:42 PM
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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
Yea!

The 2nd official mention of my Mr. Shortcake on DT!!!

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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?
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have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.
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In French?
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even better
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Move the Juvie races to Sunday and make it Baby Day.
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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
With Lavender saddle cloths
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have a 2 furlong "speed walk" where the horses are not allowed to even get into a trot.
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Open up the "Ladies Classic" to allow colts and geldings.
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Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:45 PM
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If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )
Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....
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