The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh you are so winning!

Love you too, dahlink

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

Love you too, dahlink

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast

Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

[Mortimer]

Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?

Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

Yea!

The 2nd official mention of my Mr. Shortcake on DT!!!

I knew you wouldn't let me down.....

[philcski]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?

[Danzig]

have kyrim do an in depth analysis of all runners.

[Sightseek]

Move the Juvie races to Sunday and make it Baby Day.

[ForestofWonders]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

With Lavender saddle cloths

[Antitrust32]

have a 2 furlong "speed walk" where the horses are not allowed to even get into a trot.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )

Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....

Tom Durkin in a chicken suit would be an upgrade over Denman. Hell, Tom Durkin in his birthday suit couldn't ruin the event anymore than Denman.

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by philcski

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

I agree with my miss storm cat. This one is awesome.