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Old 02-24-2008, 11:36 AM
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I would have prefered " She's so Heavy. "















Though, come to think of it, I would really prefer you leaving through the bathroom window.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:41 AM
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Oh mine God!














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Old 02-24-2008, 11:44 AM
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Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:46 AM
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Don't think I do not notice the book burning going on here.
stick to your prose, not vaporization.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:47 AM
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stick to your prose, not vaporization.



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Old 02-24-2008, 12:10 PM
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The Thebby Song

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/zeppel...u-lyrics.htmle


If the sun refused to shine, I would still be seeing you.

When mountains crumble to the sea, you will still live on in my noodle

Kind Cutey Pie, I give you my all, Kind Cutey Pie, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper to me her name, joyous times hearing her refrain

My memory of Thebby shall be long, with her there is no wrong,
Her tail feather reamins in with me.
My, my, my.
An inspiration is what I call Thebby, inspiration, look... see....thud

And so today, my world it smiles, your aura in my mind, so in it many smiles,
Thanks to you we all come undone, for you to all are the only one.
Thebbiness, no more be sad, Thebbiness....I'm glad.

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be seeing you.

When mountains crumble to the sea, you will still live on in my noodle.
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:11 PM
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Oh God, shoot me.
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Old 02-24-2008, 02:12 PM
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THOUGHTS OF THEBBY










I hear her face


I feel her smile


Make no mistake


I sense her all the while






Her debut


Auspicious


Her fru fru


DEEE-licious!






Thebby,Thebby ,Thebby


A perfume for those lost of scent


Enscapsulating as the swirling eddy


A catacomb of fantasy for those high on lament





Delightful wrappings veil her trappings


Precious pate of soft streams


She will smite those sour yappings


But never late to my loft dreams
















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Old 02-24-2008, 04:25 PM
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And now.....my cul de sac:






THEBBATINA


( Song begins on orchestra entry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZBDnJlHTo







She awakes ....as her admirers show smiley face




See how pretty .....her eyes open




Her breath ....freshens... dew drops in place




Her calm radiance calls the blue skies to open













Pretty,pretty..pretty Thebbetina



Prettier than any ballerina



Joy..joy that you are



Cannot.... you see me...please...please.........I'm not so far





















Thebbetina...Thebbetina......don't go away



Stay with me the day





To see your face




To hold your soul







To feel your boo-bees...!!....I mean rubies





































Thebbetina....Thebbetina...never go away





Just go to sleep





So I can stay awake





And watch Thebbetina all ....all..all the more











Because...if you must know...I hold you oh so dear to me





Want you near to me....as I go




To remember you....every day



I'll always stay













( applause)
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:46 AM
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By the way....good for George.


He got the best one....inside and out...it's not hard to see.
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