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[blackthroatedwind]

She's a hypnotist collector.......

















.....and you are a walking antique.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.







!!


Get outta heah.









And now......





......Stopping By Pretty Legs On A Drug Induced Evening

Whose pretty legs these are I think I know.
I thought I saw them performing in the village though;
What are they doing here
Whatever else there was; was covered up by snow.

My little noodle thought it queer
To see such pretty legs without a CWD bar near
I brushed away snow covering more like a vanilla cake
To reveal the rest of the Playmate of the year.

Too good to be true, I thought it a mistake
I saw I found the dancer called Thebby Shake
Sleeping in the forest and sleeping so pretty as to make one weep
The woods are lovely,dark and deep ( =;> )

And oh boy would I be shot for these thoughts that now do seep
Lucky me...I have made no promises to keep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,
And I will smile a LOT before I sleep,

[blackthroatedwind]

You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

You are perverting a poem my Dad used to recite at the dinner table.


















At least I quoted Dylan.


























Bob.........not Thomas.

Did he really?





Geez..that's amazing.






"Bob...not Thomas."


Fine work.




Well...it was meant to be lightly taken ,but still show Thebby in a very positive light.




I must now go deeper into a simmering asparagus cajoled trance.....and top off the evenings Thebby prose.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGEnKh0ocb0

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGEnKh0ocb0

Funny...sounds more like Oinkman and Scat Daddy chirping.

[Mortimer]

I sniffed too much simmering asparagus.


I didn't go into a creative trance.


















I fell asleep.






And now am too groggy to create more Thebby Delights.











It will only strengthen me for my triumphant return to form tomorrow.










When I shall also challenge Oinkman to a fool.




Oh.






He already is.










Perhaps his cut man, then......Scat Daddy.


Oh.







So is he.















Good.


My load is already lightened.

[Mortimer]

But let me add in closing this night....in the dark......my ordeal today shall not be forgotten.






For there are too many of you who take things with far too much entitlement.


With far too much window dressing.


With far too much of that which you are full .






We all were exploding ashes to begin.

And though we may or may not explode at the end.......nevertheless.....it's ashes for all of us that we return .












Now what does ths mean?












Well if you have to ask I suggest you stay off the message board circuit.































The tuned will understand.















The rest,who are legion---make no mistake............will not.

Face front, true believer!!

[Mortimer]

Oh Coach My Roach..I mean My Coach!