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02-21-2008, 08:49 AM
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From 'Pulp Fiction'.. Samuel Jackson when he and Travolta go to retrieve the mysterious briefcase...
Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'? [to man laying on the couch] Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right? Brett: Yeah. Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett? Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him. Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'? Brett: Hamburgers. Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers? Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers. Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where? Brett: Big Kahuna Burger. Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they? Brett: They're good. Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? [Picks up burger and takes a bite] Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger? [Vincent shakes his head] Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty. Vincent: Ain't hungry. Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Brett: No. Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent. Vincent: A Royale with cheese. Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that? Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart ************. That's right. The metric system. What's in this? Brett: Sprite. Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down? Brett: Go right ahead. Jules: Ah, hit the spot More from that scene... Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the **** hid? Marvin: It's over there. Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying? Roger: It's in the cupboard. No, no, the one by your knees. Jules: We happy? Vincent! We happy? Vincent: Yeah, yeah, we happy. Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got your name, Vincent, right? But I didn't get... Jules: My name's Pith. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this ****. Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****ed up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never... Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, ************, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say what again. Say what again, ************, say what one more Goddamn time!
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. 
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02-21-2008, 08:56 AM
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bring out the gimp
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote
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02-21-2008, 08:59 AM
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Also, I've seen that movie 20 times, so there is no excuse. Also, I thought John Fogerty was saying "There's a BATHROOM on the RIGHT" until I turned 25, so I have a history of this sort of thing.
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02-21-2008, 11:12 AM
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Hybrid Mode
