Handicapping 101

[Mortimer]

You know ---this is a very common mistake made by junior handicappers.




Now why is this ?



I'm going to tell you.









It's because too many public handicappers spew out this method. Oh they cloak it in the jargon,but 90% of them are doing the very same thing. It's the black and white of it.




Get that method out of your mind right now.




And DO NOT handicap speed because ,as you know, speed will kill you.



Look at DialDirt.








You are not looking for the fastest horse. You ar looking for the one who will finish first.





Let me say that again.







You are not looking for the fastest horse. You ar looking for the one who will finish first.







Think the tortise and the hare ....here.











Sinking in?

[Mortimer]

Good. I'll come back later and review rule 2.



You're doing well.























Dullest Dust:


Consider playing football along the East Coast today.

[2Hot4TV]

A Morty Clone or a Flea?

[Mortimer]

Some day you will learn how foolish it is to type away without using ThoughtCheck.





Until then--- better renew that Mike Warren subscription.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

Some day you will learn how foolish it is to type away without using ThoughtCheck.





Until then--- better renew that Mike Warren subscription.

M/A,

H/B

Hope your 34th is as wildly successful as your first 33.

L/F

[Mortimer]

Hello L/F;




You know it.


Some things just are.




As a matter of fact----I was just thinking to myself that very thought.

















"You know,Prime Time, you have been an incredible success in life. Amassing wealth ,breaking hearts and kicking serious azz to boot ( More of that patented Dullest humor there). You really have set yourself up for failure over the ensuing years. Your first 34 are almost impossible to top."






My first take on this was------looks like I'm right again.



But if there is one thing a Dullest can do----it's topping ones self.




So as much as I appreciate your wish ,LF--------thanks,but no thanks. Don't need it. It's in the stars for select wonders such as myself.













Hey---hope you got a taste today.



I notice most of the other dart throwers went hungry---but that's just the way it is for the masses.Sometimes I almost feel bad for you little people.









You keep punching.







If only because----you never know.












Hickory Dickory Dock sure never will.













Best regards,

Bill Dullest











( I'm considering throwing out a Prime Time Bone to the dregs here for tomorrow---keep checking back.)

[Rileyoriley]

Mr. Artisan
I have read your handicapping thread. Very informative sir. I now know never to bet the speedy gray horse named Carly especially if the handicappers have picked it and it's trained by a fool. I head to the local OTB well-armed. Bless you.