Handicapping 101

[Mortimer]

Hello 2Snots4Pee;







Great seeing your live unicycle juggling act is still wowing the over 90 crowd.







Did you have any cadaver siblings who actually got buried?









Hey----don't bother with my expert advise.







































You'll get there.





























Eventually.















I mean when one considers the great technological advancements being made in the medical sciences....


























































....and if you live to be 135........






















































.....and are no older than 3 now.































I have every confidence .
































































Bets retards....I mean best regards,


Bill Dullest