Handicapping 101

[2Hot4TV]

"Pull the string".......... Meridian_Artisan, What makes you so angry???????

[horseofcourse]

What could I possibly learn from Meridian about handicappin?? I have not one single time lost money at a day at the track. Each May for 3 or 4 weeks I truck my 4 kids down to Pocatello Downs and bet the pretty QHs and Appaloosas running 300 yards and usually bet the favorite to show and at the end of the day am up 3 to 4 dollars and can buy all of my 4 kids a small frosty at Wendy's (almost!). I have not one single time lost money at the race track ever. You're actually telling me I can do better than that??

You'll never earn the coin I do at Pocatello Downs. (my key to handicapping the QHs is never listen to your kids talking about the darkest horses which they think are the prettiest.)

[Mortimer]

I see the zookeepper has been lax latley.

Prime Time is pretty upset along several fronts.I ,as usual, have better things to do right now,but will returrn to let this embarrassing gathering of yaks know exactly what I think of you all.






William S. Dullest

[2Hot4TV]

Location: I live on a massive estate in a private gated community.
Posts: 61

Make sure you mow the lawn today after you serve brunch, Chatty!

(pull the string)

[Mortimer]

Hello 2Snots4Pee;







Great seeing your live unicycle juggling act is still wowing the over 90 crowd.







Did you have any cadaver siblings who actually got buried?









Hey----don't bother with my expert advise.







































You'll get there.





























Eventually.















I mean when one considers the great technological advancements being made in the medical sciences....


























































....and if you live to be 135........






















































.....and are no older than 3 now.































I have every confidence .
































































Bets retards....I mean best regards,


Bill Dullest

[Mortimer]

I am hard pressed to find a reason to review rules 1-3 today ....as planned.



So if there is someone out there who really wants to learn something.....please reveal yourself.




I will respond when I'm good and ready.

[Mortimer]

Now here's a youngster who knows championship handicapping when he sees it.






Good.







Now then------rule one said to never handicap speed.


Do you understand this? What is your prime factor in handicapping ( I guarantee you it's wrong.)

[Mortimer]

Happy to oblige.







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A PRIME TIME BONE WILL NOW APPEAR

































Looks like your lucky day,my friend.










Rises The Phoenix in the Big A's 5th today.