Handicapping 101

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by viscount26

jeez,
I dont normally replt to these post
but WTF is going on here

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You're a sucker for dry pools I would imagine.I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.

[Mortimer]

RULE II ......70% of all entered horses have fools for trainers or idiots on their backs. Or both.You must be able to identify that other group.This is just one reason why you do not bet speed.

[colt 45ss]

i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment
the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology
i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks

[cowgirlintexas]

Originally Posted by colt 45ss

i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment
the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology
i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks

This ought to get interesting...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas

This ought to get interesting...

Is it possible you could just stay in Texas?

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!

Hello Hoops;



Great seeing you roasting the hen..I mean posting again.I'm sorry....surgical wagering is way down the road for you folks. You're just not ready yet.


By the way---you can call me Prime Time if you wish.




Beats cigars...I mean Best regards,

Bill Dullest

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!

Hoops;

I'm going to give you what is known as Dullest Dust.


Use your own ridiculous method at Gulfstream;never trust a public handicapper. NEVER.







By the way----I admire your road signs very much.







Beast Libtards...I mean Best regards,

Bill "Prime Time " Dulllest

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by colt 45ss

i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment

the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology

i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks

Hello Colt ---is it 45? Whatever;


Well I see your years of losing has made you reduce the Aqueduct challenges down to a science.

The inner track there always has a speed bias ....."many" days ....durring the-----winter meet.


And you want to know why you should toss speed figures.

You're a surface better.


That's like a carpet bomber.



Stick around for rule 3 later today and then we'll go back and break the first 3 down so even 2 hot to have any idea what he's doing...and his knitting friend dialadate can follow along .






Best regards,
Bill Dullest

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.

Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

Hello my swiss moron cat;




Great seeing you out of the can....I mean posting again.



I think you should addrress that one to the misguided twit I posted it to regarding gray horses.I will say this,however, if there is a "Carla" in the gray horses name then by all means use those completely useless Zodiac Ciphers. I will tell you right now a horse with "mouse" in his name will beat you.








Best retreads...I mean regards,

Prime Time