Handicapping 101

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

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Ya Sleepy.Go ahead and doze off. Apparently it's not the first time from the looks of many posts you have put on display here.

[cowgirlintexas]

I smell a "mort".

[Mortimer]

You could smell the color purple.

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

You could smell the color purple.

Oprah?

[Mortimer]

Well why dont you ask Miss Super Sniffer?

[Mortimer]

All right. I notice the half day schoolers are still perusing the board. Go ahead and have your spazz attacks. Get it all out. There are some posters who are here to learn something. The rest of you are merely disruptions in time. Your spaces will soon be taken up by another inanimate object.

Let's have some intelligent questions regarding the first 3 rules from Dullest's 58 Steps to Acquiring a New Thinking Cap.


It's funny how I am a magnet for jealous nincompoops.Why it was just this morning I was drawing up some thoughts to myself------------------






---------"You know ,Prime Time, it's funny how you are a magnet for jealous nincompoops....but recall the great men who put forth their game changing discoveries and how the gatekeepers would attack them as crazy and even heretical.Just let them do their hyena acts . When the time is right and you hit 20 of 20 we'll see who laughs then."





You know something?


I think I was right again.

[viscount26]

jeez,
I dont normally replt to these post
but WTF is going on here

[cowgirlintexas]

Its a "secret"..shhhhh If we told ya, we'd have to kill ya!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by viscount26

jeez,
I dont normally replt to these post
but WTF is going on here

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You're a sucker for dry pools I would imagine.I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.

[Mortimer]

RULE II ......70% of all entered horses have fools for trainers or idiots on their backs. Or both.You must be able to identify that other group.This is just one reason why you do not bet speed.

[colt 45ss]

i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment
the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology
i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.

Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

Hello my swiss moron cat;




Great seeing you out of the can....I mean posting again.



I think you should addrress that one to the misguided twit I posted it to regarding gray horses.I will say this,however, if there is a "Carla" in the gray horses name then by all means use those completely useless Zodiac Ciphers. I will tell you right now a horse with "mouse" in his name will beat you.








Best retreads...I mean regards,

Prime Time

[2 Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by viscount26

jeez,
I dont normally reply to these post
but WTF is going on here

I second that ! ...

[MISTERGEE]

this thread started 15 hours ago and we are on rule 3, can we slow it down a bit. I need a pad and some paper!

[colt 45ss]

good point
can i sign up for the eveyln wood handicapping seminar
we are two hours to post on the east coast
so how about a rules list and a few selections utilizing the inca's secrets to wealth and handicapping
but make sure that the selection has not been identified by any handicapping in the world
that should take google only about a 25 day sort

[2 Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by MISTERGEE

this thread started 15 hours ago and we are on rule 3, can we slow it down a bit. I need a pad and some paper!

EBay has the CD rom version allready !

[colt 45ss]

rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

prime time ,can we use your skills to get a big house too.

im waiting for your next huge dvd on capping

big fan

hooves

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by colt 45ss

rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?

Hello Colt;




I'd like to ask you a question regarding your shotgun post here. I suspect this habit carries throughout.




Do you make or lose money over the course of a year in betting horses?








Best regards,

Bill Dullest