Handicapping 101

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

Oh.So no one wants to learn anything.Can't imagine why you would change.I must have been crazy to think otherwise.

Wow, you're kinda like The prophet and this is eerily similar to Chapter 1, The Coming of the Ship.

Pretend we're the people of Orphalese and talk to us of, well... chapter 2 is love but we can change that to capping.

[Mortimer]

This is so strange. I was just thinking to myself........."You know,Prime Time,there are better things to do.Do these people act like they want help? No. They don't. They're happier throwing money at 6:5's and 3:2's.Let them die."

And the thought struck me;I may be right.

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

This is so strange. I was just thinking to myself........."You know,Prime Time,there are better things to do.Do these people act like they want help? No. They don't. They're happier throwing money at 6:5's and 3:2's.Let them die."

And the thought struck me;I may be right.

Dont go away mad. I'm an old dog, go ahead and try to teach me some new tricks.

[pmacdaddy]

You got something to put out there, let it rip. I apologize if I should who you are.

Not sure what the hostility is all about. Thow out some winners or winning ways. I'm all ears.

[Mortimer]

Do I sense a break in the mindset? Do some of you actually want to learn the evil of your ways?

Listen to me. Do not expect me to throw fish at you. I will train you to throw your own fish.

Is this fair?



RULE I.......You DO NOT HANDICAP SPEED...EVER!

This one is a real pet peeve of mine,but if any of you are going to learn anything I want to hear from those that do. And I want to know why.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

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[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

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Ya Sleepy.Go ahead and doze off. Apparently it's not the first time from the looks of many posts you have put on display here.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV

Dont go away mad. I'm an old dog, go ahead and try to teach me some new tricks.

You there. You look like an insane person. What is your prime motivater in handicapping? What is it you look for in a horse more than any of the other tripe floatng around out there in space----seeking more space as in the heads of so many of your friends here?

In other words; what is it that has made you suck all these years?

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

You there. You look like an insane person. What is your prime motivater in handicapping? What is it you look for in a horse more than any of the other tripe floatng around out there in space----seeking more space as in the heads of so many of your friends here?

In other words; what is it that has made you suck all these years?

Are you talkin to me?

[2Hot4TV]

This is like pulling the string on a Chattie Cathy doll. Nothing of any substance.

[MISTERGEE]

ive got the melody down storm cat, but the words are mostly expletives