Say Good Bye To Me

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's demise has been sudden and drastic.

It got so blurry - that instead of rubbing one out to a variety of 20 second porn clips - I actually tried pitching one to a Gwen Stafani music video.

Uh huh, this my sh!t
All you boys jerk ya dicks like this
More than a few times I'll take it up my crack
Pull my hair, slap my ass, make it happen like that
Cause I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl

[horseofcourse]

I bid you a fond farewell Mortimer...mortimerdexterfoxworthy...predator...or whomever else you deem yourself to be. I have enjoyed every second I have spent with you and have enjoyed your "vaporizations" of me whatever that means to you in your mind. I have zero clue what it means, nor whatever else you type means. I do not know what a thebby is nor a ror nor a pud nor anything else hardly of which you type on these stupid threads.

...I digress....

In the final analysis you have taught me so much through your vaprorizations of myself. I now understand cleveland sports so much more having been witness to your superior mind and a witness to your knowledge. I have divested myself from being a LeBron witness and now just consider myself a witness to you who is Mortimer...predator...mortimerdexterfoxworthy. I often tricked myself into thinking that I had one upped you coming to a boiling head yesterday on the Cleveland yay thread...but once again, your insightful vaporization of myself taught me where things stand. AFter 24 hours to continually think...(which as you know is hard, as after vaporization, the brain takes quite awhile to recover from said vaporization!) I realize how foolish I have been to try to challenge a true master of most things that are in existence.

But if this is really good bye, I can only try to beg you not to go. We all have so much more to learn...especially a non-regular board member like myself. I unfrotunately may try to take you on again, but you have to forgive me...will that not make me better???...simply taking on the best??? That is how I look at things. For example...I laid witness to a Cavs/rockets game where LeBron played well, yet without gooden, Varejao, Sasha, and then even gibson getting hurt...I had to say to myself..."well, mortimerdexterfoxworthy was indeed correct...the Cavs cannot win playing with only one man." It is through revelations like this that I always come back to the fact of how wise Mortimer really is and how his continual vaporizations make me whole.

Mortimer...you complete me.

Please, oh please...say it ain't so!! Please make this only a temporary so long.

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Mortimer...you complete me.

horseofcourse...you nauseate me.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

horseofcourse...you nauseate me.

thank you. it isn't all that hard.

(I aim to please!!)