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Old 07-30-2006, 08:28 PM
Downthestretch55 Downthestretch55 is offline
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A sure cure...
Get into a stall with a horse.
Grab hold of its tail and put a big bunch of tail hair in your mouth.
Hold on for as long as you can.
If the horse decides to give you a kick to the forehead, depending on the severity of the "hang over", you might not even notice.

And another tip.... grab a big hand full of "droppings" and put it into a little brown bag. Tie it up tightly with bailing twine.
Then take another piece of bailing twine and tie it around your neck.
It will keep people away from you all day...and the last thing you need to deal with when you have a hang over is people bothering you all day.
It will keep those pesky ones away!
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