O/U: how many times

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Ok, someone needs to come out from behind this troll with their hands up!

You're doing a slick job, and haven't yet tipped your cover, but you clearly tipped off the fact you aren't real with that one.

Not a troll, and maybe I was a little naive to not know that Bill=William.

I'm avoiding talking about my sex life on an open forum with a bunch of people that I don't know.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay

Not a troll, and maybe I was a naive to not know that Bill=William.

I'm avoiding talking about my sex life on an open forum with a bunch of people that I don't know.

You already said you don't have one.


Move on.

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You already said you don't have one.


Move on.

No, I didn't. I said that I couldn't speak for an entire race of Asain men.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay

No, I didn't. I said that I couldn't speak for an entire race of Asain men.

You said pud size was below recipe swapping.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You said pud size was below recipe swapping.

or maybe they are concurrent...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

or maybe they are concurrent...

Are you saying she pud swaps!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Are you saying she pud swaps!

was thinking more along the line of pud recipes....

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You already said you don't have one.


Move on.

Wow, I could actually understand you...lol. Sorry, I don't understand Mortimer dialogue yet.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You already said you don't have one.


Move on.

^^^Hoping she'll move on to a Jhonny Peralta debate

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

^^^Hoping she'll move on to a Jhonny Peralta debate

^^^ Thinks Coach Rod is Rodan.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

^^^ Thinks Coach Rod is Rodan.

rod!!!



Phooey



ror!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

rod!!!



Phooey



ror!!!

OOOOOOOOOO

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay

I'm avoiding talking about my sex life on an open forum with a bunch of people that I don't know.

You shouldn't.

It can be quite liberating.

How often do you masturbate? Like more than once a week?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You shouldn't.

It can be quite liberarting.

How often do you masturbate? Like more than once a week?

you're telling on yourself there ID. how's the sock stash? do you buy by the gross??

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Danzig

you're telling on yourself there ID. how's the sock stash? do you buy by the gross??

I normally get two in by dinner.

I don't really buy that many extra socks a year. I typically have one that has like a frozen crusty texture, has a real alarming yellowish stained color to it, and smells like pure nasty.

I keep it around until the smell overwhelms the room and I can't take it anymore - normally like after a hundred or more nuts caught at that point....it goes out with the trash. If any ID theft looking for trouble wants to go through my trash...he might come up with my ss # and bank statement and all that - but he's also going to find himself a little something with enough DNA to repopulate the world.

When the nasty nut rag sock isn't handy...I just go for the nearest sock in reach. A couple of them may catch a nut or three....but they find there way into the washer and eventually back on my feet before turning into the abysmal.

But hey, you asked.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I normally get two in by dinner.

I don't really buy that many extra socks a year. I typically have one that has like a frozen crusty texture, has a real alarming yellowish stained color to it, and smells like pure nasty.

I keep it around until the smell overwhelms the room and I can't take it anymore - normally like after a hundred or more nuts caught at that point....it goes out with the trash. If any ID theft looking for trouble wants to go through my trash...he might come up with my ss # and bank statement and all that - but he's also going to find himself a little something with enough DNA to repopulate the world.

When the nasty nut rag sock isn't handy...I just go for the nearest sock in reach. A couple of them may catch a nut or three....but they find there way into the washer and eventually back on my feet before turning into the abysmal.

But hey, you asked.

for which i will be eternally sorry. but i appreciate the answer, such as it was!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

^^^ Posting at a very high rate right now.

yeah, well...something has to take the place of the 'after' cigarette.

[GPK]

Please don't let this end anytime soon...the lottery is at $87 large tonight...I gotta go play my numbas....

Sorry about interjecting
during fun time.

A bit of a downer I guess.

I just put a pie in my face.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Sorry about interjecting
during fun time.

A bit of a downer I guess.

I just put a pie in my face.

OOOOOOOOOO