Hillary Clinton hanging out at Saratoga today

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by somerfrost

I agree...we still have a long way to go to get to sexual equality...these comments are funny...the first six million times you hear them but really...get some new material! I'm glad I didn't have to go through life being judged on my looks and I suspect a lot of folks taking shots at Hillary would be sleeping in a cardboard box if similarly judged!

Thanks Somer! But okay, here is my one Hillary joke, told to me by my aunt, who works in Washington:

Hillary and Bill were driving through Hillary's hometown and stopped to fill the gas tank. A man about their age came out to pump the gas and said, "Hi, Hillary! Long time no see!" She and he chatted for awhile, and after the tank was filled and Hillary and Bill drove off, Bill said, "So, honey, who was that?" And Hillary said, "Oh, I used to date him in high school." And Bill said, "Just think, sweetheart, if you'd married him you'd be working at the gas station." And Hillary responded, "No dear; if I'd married him, HE'D be President."

She is not ugly.

Dick Cheney is an old ugly dawg.

Its just her calves... Its an extraordinary physical sort of natural wonder that makes one gawk and ask how does that happen?

[2MinsToPost]

ok so i am a leg man, love my ladies legs. hers are just not right, no way no how and lord knows i have seen my share of legs.

Originally Posted by pgardn

She is not ugly.

Dick Cheney is an old ugly dawg.

Its just her calves... Its an extraordinary physical sort of natural wonder that makes one gawk and ask how does that happen?

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost

ok so i am a leg man, love my ladies legs. hers are just not right, no way no how and lord knows i have seen my share of legs.

Keep digging, 2Mins. Just keep digging.

[dellinger63]

remember some KFC posting a Hillary special,
2 small breasts
2 jumbo legs
and one left wing

[Danzig]

it's a shame you can't crack a couple (overused maybe) jokes about something so obvious without getting a 'you're anti women' return. it was just her legs. hell, she knows they're big.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

it's a shame you can't crack a couple (overused maybe) jokes about something so obvious without getting a 'you're anti women' return. it was just her legs. hell, she knows they're big.

Please quote me where I said anyone was "anti-woman?"

I just find it interesting-- she's a polarizing figure, no question about it. But the first thing attacked on a polarizing female figure is appearance-- not what she says or does. And the fat calves thing is old, old, old... it was commented on while she was running for senator and that's six years ago. New material, please!

Though in all fairness, I'm hardly an example of avoiding the cheap shot-- I was happy to make "Rush Limbaugh is fat and ugly" jokes on another thread.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Please quote me where I said anyone was "anti-woman?"

I just find it interesting-- she's a polarizing figure, no question about it. But the first thing attacked on a polarizing female figure is appearance-- not what she says or does. And the fat calves thing is old, old, old... it was commented on while she was running for senator and that's six years ago. New material, please!

Though in all fairness, I'm hardly an example of avoiding the cheap shot-- I was happy to make "Rush Limbaugh is fat and ugly" jokes on another thread.

if i was quoting you or anyone, i'd have pasted what i was replying to...it was a response to several posts, and was a generality. so it's old...so are a lot of posts and threads on here.

[Scurlogue Champ]

She seems like an unhappy woman to me....

And nothing is less attractive than that

(regardless of how stocky she is)

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Danzig188

if i was quoting you or anyone, i'd have pasted what i was replying to...it was a response to several posts, and was a generality. so it's old...so are a lot of posts and threads on here.

I apologize for misunderstanding.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by pgardn

She is not ugly.

Dick Cheney is an old ugly dawg.

Its just her calves... Its an extraordinary physical sort of natural wonder that makes one gawk and ask how does that happen?

You're just continuing to make my point for me, there, pgardn.