Rambo

Mortimer · #1 02-01-2008, 01:51 PM

^^^ Ruined own frosted tip trying to make it also a smoochie.

#2 02-01-2008, 02:01 PM

^^^Owns a knock off Prada manpurse.

Mortimer · #3 02-01-2008, 02:06 PM

^^^ Tries to pass off pastel 24 hour water tatoos as prison tats.

#4 02-01-2008, 02:18 PM

^^^

Is an avid speedwalker at the local mall.

Mortimer · #5 02-01-2008, 02:21 PM

^^^ Thinks the AB Roller promotes pud growth...was fined for improper useage.

Uses ThighMaster in the nght....when it's dark.....to avoid further fines.

Mortimer · #6 02-01-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

^^^

Is an avid speedwalker at the local mall.

^^^ Has an autographed photo of the Man With No Eyes on Suffy-poo's night stand.

#7 02-01-2008, 02:26 PM

^^^Has a wife on World of Warcraft

Mortimer · #8 02-01-2008, 02:30 PM

^^^ Mistakenly stuck a fork in Dick Cheney's a.s.s when checking his duck.