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Old 01-29-2008, 05:37 PM
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ror!!!

Don't Steve and Thebby have any pride!!?
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:42 PM
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I'm missing the cartoon point.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:44 PM
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I'm missing the cartoon point.
I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:04 PM
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I was ok with it until the nonconsensual tailpipe rape.
Oh boy...I just didn't see that in it.

It seemed very benigin.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:08 PM
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Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:13 PM
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You know what BrownSugar?























She never got me in the car.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:16 PM
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And I don't even want to be in the smart threads now....witch.







I will only accept permanent darting.

You're kinda of sexy when pursing your lips and snorting yourself.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:20 PM
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Mortimer.....

I once saw a kid in the parking lot outside a Toys R Us.

He must have been 6, maybe 7.

He was on the cold, hard ground having a tantrum..... kicking, crying, sceaming that he wanted to die.

His poor Mom stood there, so embarrassed, but she had other, younger kids to deal with. Quite a scene.

Some of the people walked by and kinda smirked, while others, a couple anyway, obviously felt bad for her.

"Come on Johnny, get in the ca...."

IIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

One guess who you're reminding me of.....

Why don't you stop pounding your fists on the DT floor, stop acting like a little brat who didn't get his way and, instead, think of a positive way to convert your energy / anger / anguish?

How about an Esoteric Renaissance?????

Whhaaahhh whhaaahhh they won't allow you in the "smart threads"?

Guess what Morte? I don't see anyone stopping you from making your own "smart threads' down here.

Just a thought.

Okay, going back to being very annoyed with you now.....



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Old 01-29-2008, 05:49 PM
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Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:51 PM
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Steve and Thebby toasting to another year of e-power.

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Old 01-30-2008, 02:59 PM
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Steve and Thebby toasting to another year of e-power.

That's the Hofbrauhaus in Cincy!
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:30 PM
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That's the Hofbrauhaus in Cincy!
and at the risk of disappointing my admirers....thebby is not that well endowed. And blond
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:44 PM
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and at the risk of disappointing my admirers....thebby is not that well endowed. And blond
I don't like you anymore.
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:46 PM
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I don't like you anymore.
kissy
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:30 PM
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and at the risk of disappointing my admirers....thebby is not that well endowed. And blond
^^^Should try sea water
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:32 PM
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^^^ Secretly wants to extrude her brains.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:52 PM
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Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.
www.satanlol.net
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:05 PM
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Ok

That is more than disgusting.
you may stop now PP. Jeez
what sites do you find this
this... I dont know how to describe
the twisted... Jeez.

Morton if they let you on the
other threads Black throat will
ignore you and render you useless.
Tis a fate worse than castration.
I should know.

You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:10 PM
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You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?
He's sexy when he's mean...
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:00 PM
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You have to undersatnd BTW..he can be a real snot face when he wants to.




And Thebby calls him on the hour.

See what I'm sayin'?

I DO call him on the hour....trying to get him to fess up your secret digits....so I can post them on the truck stop walls.
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