LADIES: What undergarments do you wear?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!

oh no.....i never thought SHE would rat me out likes this



i feel like andy kaufmans idiot.


i feel so ashamed









and YOU stretched them out...that's why i quit wearing yours

[Mortimer]

People may also be interested to know she has a velcro opening in the front...for those "spurs of the moment' she sssssso often has.