Where did you go to college?

my GED class of '91 is about to have their 15th reunion
it was so hard for us to pick a "most likely to suseed"
most of my classmates went on to techinical colleges
but I was able to get into the University of Phoenix Online
I joined a frat, and we had some nutty times in that chatroom
or "chathouse" as we called it
I had a decided to swing for the fences
and majored in short division, minored in hopscotch