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Ha Ha!!!
You need to find out why they're called sperm whales. And about hogs (pigs)...my brother's sow, Virginia...last name Ham, looked forward to her dates with Sonny...a nice Hampshire boar. Sonny's owner, Slim, would drive over in his '88 Olds convertible. The look on Sonny's face as he looked over the windshield from the passenger seat, feet on the dashboard...well, you could just tell he was as excited about Virginia as she was about him. Talk about makin' bacon!!!! Now, about horses... I think it's pretty good, unless you're a teaser. I should tell you the story about Ol' Blue Balls... next time. |
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Bellamy, you're right in that we don't really know what horses think or feel, but I'm willing to be sex probably feels good-- have you ever seen videos of the bonobo apes? Freakin' monkey pornography. And we thought we invented oral sex? Ha. Damn apes beat us to it. Humans and dolphins are NOT the only animals to engage in sex for pleasure. The bonobos use it for greetings, goodbyes, conflict resolution, you name it, they have sex for it. Boy-girl, girl-girl, boy-boy-- s'all good if you're a bonobo.
Needless to say, in zoos they are not very popular exhibits with the families with young kids... I doubt horses bond emotionally over sex, though. I think that's for primates. Though during breeding season, Gus, the polar bear at the Central Park Zoo does seem to like to cuddle with the girl bear, Ida, afterwards... |
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Wow Genuine!
Now if I was a Buddhist, I'd definitely want to come back as a bonobo! The heck with hoping to be a walrus! |
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Second off, the zoophile writer needs to do a bit more animal, ahem, research. There are many, many animals that have sex for reasons other than procreation-- for example, homosexuality is very, very common in the animal kingdom (and more so in the wild than in zoos, go figure) and I figure the 2 male tortoises I saw going at it some years ago weren't trying to reproduce. DTS, I think we'd all like to bonobos in a future life! Though keep in mind-- it's a matriarchial society. The girls run everything. And it's a very peaceful society and they have sex all day long. Take from that what you will... ![]() |
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I just read that article. Let me tell you, I was scared of swimming in the ocean because of sharks... but now...no way!! Amourous dolphins that let you know when they want to have pleasure...sneakin' up behind ya in the waves.... If anybody is looking for me...just point toward the pool. >>>>>>> |
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LMAO! You're too funny DTS I'm with ya buddy if I was at Del Mar horses during the day, dolphins at night ![]() |
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And may I say, BellamyRd, that I am hereby nominating this thread for BEST THREAD EVER CREATED.
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* * * Why don't we all pitch in and get him this for his birthday? http://www.islandentertainmentsonlin...cotdolphin.jpg |
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What do you think..... is this one better or is the shirt a bit much? I vote for the first one..... http://www.sugarscostumes.com/images...cerDolphin.jpg |
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It would only make sense that sex and pleasure work together. I mean if it hurt like hell at all times, you would not participate. And if you did not participate, and your perception of the act via your nervous system said damn that hurts and this particular perception was genetic... Well ya just would not make offspring. And if you went thru the painful act because it was pleasurable for another individual... well your offspring might inherit the "pain gene"... and they might be less likely to engage... and on.
So it makes perfect sense that some sort of reward (other than offspring which are not instantaneous products) would come along with the act from an evolutionary point of view. This is what I tell my wife anyway. Come to think of it, maybe I should shut up. Strike the above. Leave the logic part out of it and just go at it. |
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how the F does anyone or anything NOT ENJOY SEX?!?!?!?
I could understand a virgin like myself, that has never experienced any kind of sexual activity, would be subjected to this not enjoying sex phenomonan. But, for those of you that are "loose" and tend to share your body parts with people of the opposite sex.... ahh...never mind...no one believe me anyways |