Tips For Progress

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

It didn't work, it made me sneeze and I made a mess.

Well at least you didn't tell her to touch your pud.

[Mortimer]

Of course it goes without saying...always make sure the tp is frosted.

[NoChanceToDance]

Morty, we are all waiting for the next stage.

[Mortimer]

The first was just a GenuineCrazyLady....I mean tickler.







You will have to pay for the rest.

[NoChanceToDance]

Maybe you should write a book, Morty.

"How to get to fourth base, the simple way"

[geeker2]

..at what point do you use the peanut butter?

[hi_im_god]

my car move is reaching my arm across her as i put on the brakes.
























then quickly unfastening her seatbelt as i drive into a tree. the airbag usually keeps me conscious.

i don't recommend this if you own a car more expensive than a roofie.