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Old 01-19-2008, 01:07 PM
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I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


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Old 01-19-2008, 01:13 PM
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I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


We know what you do.







Where do you think we are....when alone....in the night...when it's dark?
Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:17 PM
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Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc

You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


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And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


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Old 01-19-2008, 01:20 PM
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You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


BrownSugar only uses me for my brains as needed.





And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


Know what ahm sayin' ?





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Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:24 PM
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Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary



She looks an awful lot like you.




And if I thought you understood what I say here...






...................I'd lock myself in a padded cell.
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:30 PM
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She looks an awful lot like you.




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...................I'd lock myself in a padded cell.
She's a stunner

Why would I want to understand, Mr dallas fort worthy. It's much better if my brain doesn't get involved with you
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:37 PM
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She's a stunner

Why would I want to understand, Mr dallas fort worthy. It's much better if my brain doesn't get involved with you

You leave many footprints.






It doesn't exactly take a team of bloodhounds to follow your trail.


Let's get back on topic.


Sighty-poo......what is it ,exactly, that ya do?
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