What do you do when alone...in the night....when it's dark?

[Mortimer]

Oh forget it ,Hossy.




Me?

Well if the moon is full I practice my hand shadows.


Once ...durring my act.....a second set of hand shadows appeared.







I grabbed my zebra and headed for the covers.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Do you sleep with your hands underneath the sheets?

Well when that 2nd set of hand shadows appeared...EVERYTHING was underneath the sheets.....and covers......all firmly tucked in underneath me so the demon could not get at me.

[Mortimer]

I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


We know what you do.







Where do you think we are....when alone....in the night...when it's dark?

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


We know what you do.







Where do you think we are....when alone....in the night...when it's dark?

Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc

You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


BrownSugar only uses me for my brains as needed.





And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


Know what ahm sayin' ?





=;>

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


BrownSugar only uses me for my brains as needed.





And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


Know what ahm sayin' ?





=;>

Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary

She looks an awful lot like you.




And if I thought you understood what I say here...






...................I'd lock myself in a padded cell.

[NoChanceToDance]

I begin to plan how I'm going to take over the world...... then I dream about my miss storm cat, who is my partner in crime.

Gallant Bloom is our naughty secretary.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

I begin to plan how I'm going to take over the world...... then I dream about my miss storm cat, who is my partner in crime.

Gallant Bloom is our naughty secretary.

Where does Riley-O-Riley fit into all this?

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Where does Riley-O-Riley fit into all this?

You better ask Gallant, she deals with everyone else.

[TheSpyder]

Leno, Conan, Infomercials on getting a bigger peepee

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Leno, Conan, Infomercials on getting a bigger peepee

I'm sure yours is just fine, dear.

[NoChanceToDance]

Where are you, Gallant........ it's dark here

[gallant bloom]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Gallant Bloom is our naughty secretary.

that's all i
am to u?

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Dream of..........................














that '84 Donruss - Don Mattingly rookie

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

Dream of..........................

that '84 Donruss - Don Mattingly rookie

That's really low.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by gallant bloom

that's all i
am to u?

It beats a frosted tip......well maybe not to Tom.