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Old 01-14-2008, 06:59 PM
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Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.




OK?
Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?
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Old 01-14-2008, 07:05 PM
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Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?
WORSE.
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:10 PM
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The college ranks may then have 2 hc's sniffing out the pros.
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:30 PM
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Who is Carla!?
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:38 PM
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I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:37 PM
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I know you are the only one left who can appreciate fine work,LF.




Very kind of you.

Mr. Kaufman just might have a few more appearances to do over the next few days.
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:32 AM
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I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.



Have you notice no one except female impersonaters care what Flossy says?
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:49 AM
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The to die for lsu pep rally led by Les Miles:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZfEXAKt-g
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Old 01-15-2008, 07:56 AM
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The Flory-DUH fight song..unique in that it was penned by a Flory-DUH doctoral candidate...and performed by their drunken swine of a coach...Bourban Meyer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-...eature=related
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Old 01-15-2008, 08:16 AM
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I hope all you filthy,disgusting doorknob dumb hillbillies are enjoying my fine work.
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:59 AM
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:28 PM
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lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q
http://www.nola.com/photos/t-p/index.ssf?2008BCSshow/

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Old 01-15-2008, 02:43 PM
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And get some shoes.


And a training bra.





The nose needs no more training.
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:49 PM
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And drop the "Mae" between your first and last names.
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Old 01-15-2008, 03:37 PM
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Combing your hair straight on the sides and bringing averything else to the top in a big ol' pile ain't the best ah-dee-er ...either.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:46 PM
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Oh give it up already you little ridge runner.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:57 PM
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Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

I am speaking of the same SpaceOutlandish.

I don't know about you,but I have never anywhere witnessed so many windbags and blowhards.I could not believe how many would post multi paragraphical tripe about breaking down paradigms and developing trig functions for horseyracing as well as for the green felt and clicking wheels.

And several would join them as if they knew EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!!



Then I would jump in to offer a descenting opinion....


....only to get DARTED for it!







YES!
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