drinking and gambling

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

2002 Whitney Stakes Day......Cocked

The key to the day, I was winning early and as the drinks flowed, so did the money. My buddies and I were out in the picnic area havig a great time.

In fact, at one point I came back after hitting the Jim Dandy Bar only to find my extra pair of underwear(I always bring an extra pair just in case of an unexpected shart) hanging from a tree. Well, the joke was that they were a pair of FTL so as passerbys were admiring them my buddies were saying "First Time Lasix."

Anyway, I had a huge bet on Left Bank that day and what a great race it was. I then proceeded to hit the Superfecta in the final race. It was my best day ever at the track. I think I ended up $2100 ahead. Good Times!

i'm fascinated.

have you considered adult diapers for this condition?

works for astronauts. it'll probably work for you.

plus it eliminates that messy bulge wherever you carry the extra pair.

[fpsoxfan]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i'm fascinated.

have you considered adult diapers for this condition?

works for astronauts. it'll probably work for you.

plus it eliminates that messy bulge wherever you carry the extra pair.

1. What kind of Shart's are you talking about? You must have some big Shart's

2. I bring an extra pair of undergarmets wherever I go. Not just for shart defense.

[2MinsToPost]

This thread is almost priceless when someone talks about bringing extra pairs of underwear

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

1. What kind of Shart's are you talking about? You must have some big Shart's

2. I bring an extra pair of undergarmets wherever I go. Not just for shart defense.

1) i refuse to raise my usual conversation to this high level, mr. fancy pants.

2) ok. i always keep a blood donor in my back pocket just in case. one never knows.

[fpsoxfan]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

1) i refuse to raise my usual conversation to this high level, mr. fancy pants.

2) ok. i always keep a blood donor in my back pocket just in case. one never knows.

[Thunder Gulch]

1993 Kentucky Derby. Was in a long line 20 minutes to post, in danger of being shut out and no time to get another julep. I see a short line down the row and hop over. My intention was to bet six exacta combinations at $10 each. I had a nice (for me, college boy) win ticket on Sea Hero, but had been waiting on weather to decide on exactas. Anyway, the short line was the $50 minimum line. I decided to let it all ride on the 6-5 (Sea Hero/Prarie Bayou who was the favorite) straight, something I would have never done if behind and sober. PAid 97-1, and I took the boys out on the town. I must have bought 100 drinks for the girls they kept sending my way.

[fpsoxfan]

Originally Posted by Thunder Gulch

1993 Kentucky Derby. Was in a long line 20 minutes to post, in danger of being shut out and no time to get another julep. I see a short line down the row and hop over. My intention was to bet six exacta combinations at $10 each. I had a nice (for me, college boy) win ticket on Sea Hero, but had been waiting on weather to decide on exactas. Anyway, the short line was the $50 minimum line. I decided to let it all ride on the 6-5 (Sea Hero/Prarie Bayou who was the favorite) straight, something I would have never done if behind and sober. PAid 97-1, and I took the boys out on the town. I must have bought 100 drinks for the s they kept sending my way.

That's awesome. Must have been a great time!

[jballscalls]

In Vegas for a buddies bachelor party night, and he wakes up the morning after and looks in his wallet and says "what the hell happened?" "I had 1200 bucks in here!!" so i told him, dude you got wasted and lost it all playing at the war table" his response "I lost 1200 dollars playing war?" my response, "no you lost 1500, by the way, you owe me 300 bucks"