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Old 12-20-2007, 09:35 AM
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The producers of youtube and myspace have merged creating........mytube.A site to place and discuss yourphallus.



Youbet and wifeswappers have merged to become......wifebetters.
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:45 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:46 AM
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It's the letter "K."
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:48 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:49 AM
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Straw voters waiting in line.









God I love straw jokes!
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:51 AM
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What did one straw say to the other?









"Thank our luckies for the invention of differential air pressure."
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:53 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:57 AM
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What college do all straws attend?
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:57 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:59 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:00 AM
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Straws rule-eng un ze flour.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:02 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:02 AM
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A conservative straw.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:06 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:07 AM
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:07 AM
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What straw was a centerfielder?
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:08 AM
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Lenny Dykstraw.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:09 AM
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What did the straw say to the banker?
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Lenny Dykstraw.
I thought it was Darell Strawberry
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