A Morality Test

[Mortimer]

DaHoss,


I'm not digging any holes.

Of course not...your holes are preordained.


The ground is frozen and there's six inches of snow on top of it.

At this time of year the 6 inches of snow is a pretty strong indication the ground underneath is not frozen.

Just a helpful point of interest there.




I don't know why you think I look worse.

Ah do.


I'm actually quite handsome and some lady friends have recently told me that I look better than I ever had in the past two years.

Thank my luckies I haven't seen you over those past 2 years ago.........I wouldn't want to see the Lady friends even with bow-wow safe glasses.






Must be all the fitness stuff I've been doing lately.


Uh-oh....another internet olympic decathlon champion.




So I'm confused about what you enjoy.


Frankly I think tic tac toe strategy confuses you.



Does it have anything to do with toe tapping under the bathroom stall wall?

You've played it in public restrooms!!!?




In the immortal words of one of my heros, Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

I thought it was "OW-OW!!!"





I wish you and your family the merriest of holidays.

Oh stop with the disingenuous nonsense.





Please stop stalking me with pm's.

Can't an olympic decathlon champion handle a simple internet pm??

Now I know you guys use your brawn,but did you ever think of blocking him?...or maybe just turning the doggoned thing off all togther? Perhaps a reply via the same method in which you received it??



If you have something to discuss with me, DaHoss, put it out in public for the rest of the board members to see and comment on.


That's great logic....clutter the boards already cluttered with nefarious dilly dally . Do you have a hint on how stupid you are?



Why do you call yourself "The Predator"?

Well......didn't he merely kill you and move on?



I'm so very, very saddened and depressed by you no liking me. I CRAVE you approval. Your words have such profound meaning to me.


See what ahm sayin' about keeping your thoughts private?


Well....maybe not.

Believe me...it didn't sound sa hot.




If you think I care what you think, you are indeed wrong.


Oh you don't have to get snotty.




Wayne's World