The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Pretty good one, Spyder.

Here's one....

The family was gathered to decorate the Christmas tree. Young son asks Daddy, "Is it ok for us males to look at women's boobs?"
Daddy says, "Sure, you've probably noticed that every woman has her own unique set. When a woman is in her twenties to thirty, they are round and ripe like gorgeous melons, when she's in her forties they're like pears, still sweet. When she's past fifty, they're like onions."
"Onions???" the boy asks.
"yes, once you look at 'em, you want to cry."

Then the little daughter chimes in.
"Mommy, are all men's penises alike?"
Mommy says, "Oh no! When a man is in his twenties, he's like an oak. Strong, tall, and solid wood. In his thirties and forties, he's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After fifty, he's about like this here Christmas tree a week after Christmas."
"How's that Mommy? daughter asks.
Well, it's pretty much dried up and the balls are just hanging there for decoration."

in some alternate universe there is a reader's digest that would accept the words "boobs" and "penis" where this was the best joke ever published.