ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

Goodbye.

Gosh...I missed this.





But missing isn't everything.








I see you're mushing into a chocolate chip before your wafer metamorphosis is complete.

[Mortimer]

Let's get some boobee descriptions up here from the female species.






Size and condition.

Or a simple photograph will suffice.

[Mortimer]

Dannie needn't bother.

[Mortimer]

You won't get this kind of quality material at FON......I promise you.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You won't get this kind of quality material at FON......I promise you.

Must be because they're "FON", not fun.






Nice to see you remembered to wear your vest.

[cmorioles]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

r u back...again!!?







Good bye.

I was talking to the Buckeyes.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

I was talking to the Buckeyes.

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pudboard
v. to claim to have speculated on the outcome of a football game before the game.....after the game.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Must be because they're "FON", not fun.






Nice to see you remembered to wear your vest.

Thank you....I think your breasts need no vests.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

I was talking to the Buckeyes.

I said good bye to the Baltimore Cave-ins after week 2....











....don't ya know.

[Mortimer]

Looks like the Cave-Ins failed to do so....again.....










....Mr. Oreo.

[Mortimer]

When Dannie and Genuine Crazy Lady are finished with their morning mopping duties....I would like them to come here and explain their abyssmal posting.

[Mortimer]

Thanks Thebby.


God knows you've always been there for me.

[Mortimer]

Sometimes I forget what's important.





I am ashamed.

[TheSpyder]

Sometimes I forget to be ashamed.

I am important

Ah wonder where Morty is?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Ah wonder where Morty is?

He's on sabbatical.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

He's on sabbatical.

I thought he may have finally died. He was dying for quite a while there...

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you....I think your breasts need no vests.

Hmmmm......I wonder how it is that Morty knows this crucial bit of info about DebODeb...

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Hmmmm......I wonder how it is that Morty knows this crucial bit of info about DebODeb...
Perhaps a second opinion on this matter is in order....I can probably squeeze them....ahhh mean you....in to my busy schedule.

Dream on Dave, dream on.

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Dream on Dave, dream on.

I take it that you are not intereted in getting that second opinion??? oh welll...twas just a thought