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the last wedding i went to i was, oh what do you call the friend that stands on the stage with the cat who is getting hitched, i can't remember but anyways after the wedding at the reception the ole curster here was singing karaoke with a shovel in front of all the family and friends. i love weddings, honestly i do, an excuse to get sloppy happy drunk with some pals and look at women and eat good food. i was sweating like crazy on stage in front of all those people, and that ain't cool when your bald like me cause my forehead had to a glowing.