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Old 11-07-2007, 04:44 PM
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$5,000 could solve that issue morty! You offering to pay for me to go to the DDs?



I don't think there's enough silicone in San Jose for that job.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:46 PM
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Bondo would be my suggetsion.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:46 PM
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AWWWW come on morty...

I want GIGANTIC BOOBIES so they will flop up and down when I ride.












Hee hee hee... That could be taken the wrong way couldn't it?
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Ah don't thank so.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:48 PM
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Ah don't thank so.
Can I answer that one for you?


















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wow.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:49 PM
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"Can I answer that one for you?"


Why certainly you may.



Oh....







....OOOOOOOOOO
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I'm speechless.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:50 PM
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I'm speechless.
Earth rotational problems are happening.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:47 PM
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Hey baby.......chatty-poo?
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Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:51 PM
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Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.
As if I didn't hate the Patriots enough already. That is really going to drive me nuts.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:54 PM
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As if I didn't hate the Patriots enough already. That is really going to drive me nuts.
He will probably come down with a throat abscess any day now....

Have 48 yards recieving the rest of the season and ArlJim will steadfastly maintain that he was a fluke who couldn't take the pressure.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:57 PM
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He will probably come down with a throat abscess any day now....

Have 48 yards recieving the rest of the season and ArlJim will steadfastly maintain that he was a fluke who couldn't take the pressure.
LOL, we can only pray to Moss that will happen.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:52 PM
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Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.



OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 11-07-2007, 05:01 PM
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Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.
LOL, yeah!

I'd probably fall for that too.

What did ever happen with Erica btw? Did you collect on that BJ she offered you?
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Old 11-07-2007, 05:07 PM
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LOL, yeah!

I'd probably fall for that too.

What did ever happen with Erica btw? Did you collect on that BJ she offered you?
Druggie-poo told me he is a virgin.
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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Druggie-poo told me he is a virgin.
That was only after Sighty-poo told me "date rapes don't count"
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:34 AM
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That was only after Sighty-poo told me "date rapes don't count"
Speaking of which, how was chuck e cheese with emily tonight?
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