ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )

While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.

Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"