ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

Wounded though they may be.....






...they simply continue to do so.


Realizing one is a throwaway friend is the first step to incomplete recovery.



Which is why I do as I please...as I wish....anytime I want to. I shan't be stopped by anyone.


No one shall interfer with my fine work.....because I deem it so.

[Mortimer]

Excuse now...I have to have the dressings changed on the 77 arrow wounds in my back.







Oh I'm fine....not to worry.


It only hurts when I breathe.









The doctor told me..."Well....don't breathe then."

[Mortimer]

Say...what is a boo-boo ( or HORRIBLE THING) anyways?


I guess if friends decided to attack with phasers on "kill".....you( the attackee) might say...

..."Say....what did I do?"




And they ( the attackERS)might say......


."..DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT BONEHEADED,PURPOSEFUL AND VIRULENT SWINE STUNT HAS DONE...ANY VAGUE IDEA OF THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED???"








God.





But you ,the attackee, might say........"Well no."



"What exactly did I do wrong and what damage was caused???????"







The attackers...................."Well............we don't know. ....but you still are a beast.,,,and we hate you....you are a pig."













See what ahm sayin' ??

[dylbert]

This is not a THREAD... it's a MONOLOGUE.





Actually Mort should have his own CATEGORY...






In fact I would call it MORTIMER AT LARGE!!!

[Mortimer]

Hey..call it what you will.

I call it "stuff"....that's square with me.



Maybe you should have ERNIEBERT AT SMALL.

[Mortimer]

In an unrelated incident...the same friend felt the sting of another friend.

Someone should clean out their pm box so as to understand there was an evil misunderstading.



I'm still doing as I please.

[Mortimer]

I shall continue to do so with no fear whatsoever of reprimand.