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Old 11-03-2007, 11:54 PM
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I wish to make public I have a gaggle of live witnesses to a certain lynch mob mentality which broke out recently.


Very reliable witnesses.



Note the plural form here....as well as the pointedly descriptive....."gaggle."



That means "lots."










I have hidden them in a certan county in a certain state.




Should anyhing happen to my personal self which does not please me.....




...they know what to do.
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Old 11-04-2007, 12:02 AM
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I sniff anger and fear in the air.









Good.














I am pleased.
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Old 11-04-2007, 12:06 AM
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I wish to type that I am weary.





I am pleased to be fetching my zebra and going to sleep......and doing so with a very free and easy conscience.



Very much so.
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Old 11-04-2007, 12:11 AM
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My positive thinking and prayer time:



Thank you God for allowing me to do as I wish anytime I please.Thank you for making me as You did. May the Earth and its Earthlings try to emulate me.

For, as Youknow,Iam good enough......I am smart enough....





....and ,doggone it, people like me.







Well most of them anyway.



There are certain malcontents who do not.


















Too bad.






Amen.
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Old 11-04-2007, 07:50 AM
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What exactly is a fucl<ing a s s hole anyway?
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:03 AM
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I notice my newspaper has no full page ad.



I'll bet GCL's master charge is bad.

That's why I dumped her and now use RileyORiley's body for automatic writing.





And other things which please me.








I don't think fucl<ing a s s hole is ever used as a litreral term.

So what does it mean...exactly?
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:26 AM
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I have done some research myself on the term "fucl<ing as s hole."


I can only conclude it means "friend". I guess its a newly coined phrase.






Will take some time getting use to.


Talk to you later my fucl<ing as s holes.
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:26 AM
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posters flocking here like trained zebras.
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Old 11-04-2007, 05:58 PM
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Quote:
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I notice my newspaper has no full page ad.



I'll bet GCL's master charge is bad.

That's why I dumped her and now use RileyORiley's body for automatic writing.





And other things which please me.








I don't think fucl<ing a s s hole is ever used as a litreral term.

So what does it mean...exactly?

So that explains why I'm not feeling quite myself today. I've been possessed ( or perhaps repossessed? Can't recall paying that bill....)
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