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Old 11-03-2007, 02:55 PM
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Big thanks again to GCL's master charge.
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Old 11-03-2007, 02:55 PM
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You cannot edit the truth.
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Old 11-03-2007, 02:57 PM
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Oh you can form a lynch mob...and you can go to kangeroo court.




But the truth cannot be muzzled.
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Old 11-03-2007, 02:59 PM
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America will know.





Civil liberties cannot be stored in baking soda.
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:36 PM
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Here's a glimpse:



You're on a message board.




You want to make a post.






Easy enough so far?






So you pm the moderater and ask for permission.







The deal is if you don't get a "no"...then it's ok.









Not the most challenging concept to grasp....aye?










So you don't get a "no". ...meaning you may make a post.











Golly....a first grader could follow this.









Now you're not at all worried your post may ruffle the feathers of anyone because there's a delay as the mod. inspects it for illegal content.











So you make a post with illegal content.








And....waller....it never sees thelight of day......no harm done......right?














WRONG.














You fucl<ing a s s hole!!











You scum!










You fucl<o!!!













Filthy Swine!!


















See?














Fair?













You be the judge.















A corrupt one.


















Just read your newspapers tomorrow.
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:19 PM
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I have broken off all communications with the live world.




HA-HA.




I will remain dead as well as persona non grata on a rotating basis.







If ,somehow, a pm should slip through......it will fired upon immediately and thrown into the shredder.







Double HA-HA.











In the meantime I shall continue doing as I please.
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:26 PM
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It shall now please me to go into the witness protection program for dead rats.




Wait until you hear this.










I PERSONALLY know of...............










...oh darn.








I forgot.
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