Best Broodmare

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

... can't we get back to the point in the thread where men were reporting what happened when they called their wives/girlfriends "broodmares?" It was really funny...

...and interesting, isn't it, that "stud" is a compliment but "broodmare" is not...

My uncle has a sign that says "If a man has the sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred she will never turn into an old nag." Women, what would the corresponding advice to wives be? Something about not gelding him, I'm sure, but I can't think of how to phrase it. Thoughts? (Men can suggest, too. Though I don't think I'm going to agree with any that say what he needs is a band of mares...)

LOL!!!
Just throw a blanket over him when it's over and pat him on the neck...
then say, "That was good! I thought you finished early."

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

LOL!!!
Just throw a blanket over him when it's over and pat him on the neck...
then say, "That was good! I thought you finished early."

Or maybe "To keep a husband interested and attentive to her commands a woman must maintain soft voice and hands and a good seat." Tee hee.

Actually, I don't like that one. I'll keep thinking.