Name the next thread title in The Paddock

#1 10-26-2007, 04:02 PM

"What is Ted Danson doing in a horse race?"

Mortimer · #2 10-26-2007, 04:03 PM

" Why do people jump in the garbage cans at the race track?"

Mortimer · #3 10-26-2007, 04:05 PM

" Why are 2 men in the paddock at Vermouth getting in a Cannonball suit?"

#4 10-26-2007, 04:06 PM

"I hear there is a Talent Search at Mamouth. Is Paula Abdul going to be there?"

Mortimer · #5 10-26-2007, 04:11 PM

" I think I should start heading for Moomouse.How far is that from Ohio? Where is it again? What happened to Connecticut? What races are there again? I want to get Bafferts phonograph for my track records."