Name the next thread title in The Paddock

Mortimer · #1 10-26-2007, 03:47 PM

" Are the horsies wearing mud flaps today? "

Mortimer · #2 10-26-2007, 03:48 PM

" I called the races already.They don't sell no rye bread...or horseradish."

Mortimer · #3 10-26-2007, 03:50 PM

" I draw circles around horseys I want to win in the program. What if I draw circles around 2 I want to box? Will it still work?"

Mortimer · #4 10-26-2007, 03:52 PM

"When does the first AD race start at Monomooth?"

Mortimer · #5 10-26-2007, 03:53 PM

"Why don't they ever let the Riccola Bros. blow their horns for big races? Who is that same funny man always blowing his? It's not fair."

Mortimer · #6 10-26-2007, 03:54 PM

'Why did Erin go bra????? Didn't she wear one before? Why not? Who is Erin?""

Mortimer · #7 10-26-2007, 03:55 PM

"Who is Andy? Why does everyone ask him stupid questions?"

#8 10-26-2007, 03:56 PM

"Is Discreet Cat a spy for Al-Qaeda?"

#9 10-26-2007, 03:58 PM

"My mom told me to wear a London Fog to Mamouth tomorrow. How am I going to get fog from London on such short notice?"

Mortimer · #10 10-26-2007, 03:58 PM

"I wonder if Smokey Stover puts out stove fires."